Description
I’m Not Old I’m Retro, A Funny Vinyl Decal for Cars, Vans and Campervans
The ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ vinyl decal from PolyWard is a popular humour graphic. This retro-style sticker suits cars, vans, campervans and caravans equally well. The bold typographic design celebrates the vintage spirit and raises a smile wherever you go. This decal works especially well on classic campervans, vintage cars and retro-styled vans where the message truly resonates.
Specification & What’s Included
The ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ decal comes in 5 sizes: 19x20cm, 28x30cm, 38x40cm, 47x50cm and 57x60cm. You can also choose from 13 colours, including matte black, gloss white, gold, red and silver. PolyWard makes this decal from premium Oracal vinyl, rated for 5 years outdoor use. The Oracal vinyl resists UV light, rain and temperature changes throughout the year. Each decal comes with transfer tape pre-applied, so you lift the design cleanly from the backing as one piece. Full step-by-step fitting instructions come with every order.
UK Designed & Manufactured by PolyWard
PolyWard designs and manufactures every decal in the UK. The ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ sticker benefits from PolyWard’s in-house quality control at every stage of production. PolyWard uses Oracal vinyl for its proven outdoor durability rating of 5 years across all colours and sizes. Every order comes with full fitting instructions, so you achieve a clean, professional finish at home. You need no specialist tools, and the pre-applied transfer tape makes positioning simple.
Order the ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ decal from PolyWard today and give your vehicle a genuine splash of personality. Free UK delivery on orders over £15.
Frequently Asked Questions
Will this decal damage my paint?
The ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ decal uses a paint-safe pressure-sensitive adhesive. This adhesive bonds securely without harming factory paint, clear coats or most vehicle wraps. If you peel the ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ sticker away cleanly, it leaves no permanent marks. Any light residue removes with isopropyl alcohol or a dedicated product such as Sticky Stuff Remover. Neither option damages factory paint, glass or most vehicle wraps.
How do I apply it?
The ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ decal comes with transfer tape pre-applied. The design lifts away from the backing sheet as one complete piece. For larger sizes such as 47x50cm and 57x60cm, use a squeegee and the soapy water method for the best result. Work from the centre of the decal outward to prevent air bubbles. For the full step-by-step process, visit our campervan decal fitting guide.
What surfaces does it work on?
The ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ decal adheres to smooth and lightly textured surfaces. These include vehicle panels, glass, metal and painted walls. This sticker bonds well to clean, dry, flat or gently curved surfaces. PolyWard does not recommend applying this decal to heavily textured surfaces. Surfaces to avoid include bare wood, brick, or flaking and unprimed paint.
How long will it last outdoors?
PolyWard makes the ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ decal from Oracal vinyl with a 5-year outdoor durability rating. This rating applies to all 13 colour options and all 5 sizes in the range. The Oracal vinyl resists UV light, rain and seasonal temperature changes throughout its rated lifespan. Colours stay vivid and edges remain clean for the full duration of the outdoor rating.
Can I remove it, and will it leave a mark?
The ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ decal peels away cleanly when you remove it from most surfaces. On factory-painted panels and glass, the Oracal vinyl leaves no lasting damage. Any adhesive residue that remains after removal clears with isopropyl alcohol or a dedicated remover such as Sticky Stuff Remover. Both options are safe on factory paint, most vehicle wraps and glass.
Is it available in different sizes and colours?
The ‘I’m Not Old I’m Retro’ decal from PolyWard comes in 5 sizes: 19x20cm, 28x30cm, 38x40cm, 47x50cm and 57x60cm. The 13 colour options include neutrals such as matte black, matte white, gloss black, gloss white and grey. Bolder choices include red, orange, gold, green and yellow. Blues come in both light blue and dark blue, with silver also available. Select your preferred size and colour from the product variants before adding to your basket. If you need a bespoke size, contact PolyWard before ordering.











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